Dammit Jim I'm A Doormat Not A Doctor Funny Welcome Door Mat
No bones about it. This is a doormat, not an engineer, not a doctor, just a doormat made to wipe dirt from your feet. Dirt you pick up from Rigel VII when you were hooking up with the ship's geologist. Your trek into the star system to a planet made of rock and dirt makes your shoes dirty.
Small doormats are 18" x 30"
Large doormats are 23.5" x 35.5"
Easy to keep clean, just vacuum or shake your rug out. The rubber backing will keep the doormat in place firmly. Remember this product is made from coco coir and will shed some for the first few weeks, this is a normal occurrence so don't be alarmed. Your hand painted doormat will hold up best under cover.
You mat will not come with the copyright.
Any change requests to a stock design will AUTOMATICALLY move you to the 'œIt's YOUR Personalized Custom Hand Painted Welcome Doormat - Your design idea/image'?. Specifications and pricing can be found here: Custom Doormat
Each doormat is custom made for you when you place your order. ALL mats are MADE TO ORDER and have a turnaround of up to 10 days plus shipping time.
There will be no overspray on your doormat, we do not use spray paint.
If you are interested in a personalized doormat, please shop our customizable doormats or our design your own doormat here: Custom Doormat
Doormat prices vary due to the complexity, amount of time, and/or amount of paint required for each mat as it's created.